2008-01-26T10:54:00.001-08:00

1. Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

2. Men and women are both from Earth. Cats are from Venus.

3. Dough should not be wrapped around figs and named after me.

4. Mother's Day and Father's Day are Hallmark Holidays and not really necessary to observe unless this is the only communication with your genetic benefactors that you can tolerate.

5. It is not necessary to visit the moon, let alone walk upon it. It is a rock. You can walk on rocks nearly everywhere. Some better trip ideas are Greece, Paris or Jupiter. It's your call.

6. The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. Acceleration and force are vectors (as indicated by their symbols being displayed in slant bold font); in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector.

7. I sense that someday, music will be very different than it is today but I don't know in what way. I sense I would like it. But I know I won't be here for it.

8. If you think a university degree will make you smarter, you should not go to college.

9. Nobody understands women. Nobody. Nobody.

10. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Newton's REAL Laws And There Are Ten